sweet like honey, fuzzy like sheep- that's a beep! — Over the years I have played a major role in...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
galaxywarp
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Over the years I have played a major role in implanting and organising significant propaganda campaigns designed to overthrow or subvert people’s critical faculties and to persuade them to act against their true best interests, and this has happened with increasing frequency.

In other words: “I’ve written a lot of mpreg fanfiction that I want you to like”